Celestial Spellcheck | Weekly Horoscope for Mar. 24, 2025

Insights & sky-magic to navigate a week of shifting sands & shadow work.

This week’s astrology is a revolving-door cosmic comedy. But don’t panic — this is sacred chaos. What looks like confusion is, albeit weirdly, momentum in disguise. With Mercury, Venus, and Neptune all weaving strange loops through the skies, expect plot twists, déjà vu, and a few moments that feel eerily like rewatching your life with the director's commentary turned on. The Aries Solar Eclipse wants a bold new beginning — but first, the old story has to finish glitching out. Go easy. Go honest. And when in doubt, laugh.

Monday, Mar. 24, 2025

The Moon glides into Aquarius this morning, sparking your outside-the-box thinking (or perhaps demonstrating to you that you have boxed yourself in.) You might feel like solving everything at once — but go slow, sorceress! The Sun and Mercury meet up in Aries today, striking a match to your thoughts and words. What you say now has power. Choose your language with intention and speak the future you want to live in.

Tuesday, Mar. 25, 2025

While a retrograde Mercury holds Pluto’s hand, you can't hide the truth. If you’ve been avoiding a deeper knowing, expect it to reappear (maybe even smack you in the face). This is a powerful day for shadow work, long-view planning and trusting your gut. Use your intuition (and maybe some Tarot cards) to hear what your ego has been "la-la-la, I'm not listening" about.

Wednesday, Mar. 26, 2025

Slow day. The Aquarius Moon’s dance card is empty; a Void Moon is best for catching up and clearing the decks. By the time the Pisces Moon arrives in the afternoon, you may be ready to call it a day early. (That way you can escape into your own private world in the evening. You deserve a break!)

Thursday, Mar. 27, 2025

The next few days are interesting — in a good way or not, that’s up to you. Venus retrograde returns to Pisces, only to bump into her old flame, Neptune. Who is, of course, on his way out the door. Sure, old love stories, creative sparks, or spiritual longings may resurface. Just remember, it’s a revolving door, and things are changing fast. It’s truly here today, gone tomorrow. The wise ones among us know not to get attached.

Friday, Mar. 28, 2025

Friday says: It’s complicated. And it is. The Moon's sweeping through the end of Pisces, where it's also jumping in that revolving door we talked about yesterday. It bumps into slow Saturn (always last to leave!) and then Venus. Finally, there’s a confusing mix-up as the Moon jams into the same compartment with Neptune, trying to sneak around faster. (She pushes through, only to find Mercury and the Sun are blocking the exit — but more about that tomorrow.)

What does this all mean for you? Lower your expectations. There’s a lot of concentrated energy that wants change RIGHT NOW. But not all things can happen at once. Accept that you can’t do it all — some things just won’t get done. Then breathe. You will get through this.

Saturday, Mar. 29, 2025

Here comes the fire (extinguisher?). The Aries Solar Eclipse kicks off a bold new cycle — especially in the realm of identity and desire. If you've felt stalled or in-between, this eclipse may break the spell. It's time to claim your space and your agency; say yes to the path that's been calling you.

Just don’t expect the path ahead to become instantly clear. Sunday evening, Mercury uses that revolving door to sneak back into Pisces, too — and then gets stuck with a confused Neptune, who is still going round and round trying to figure out how the revolving door works. At this point, all you can do is laugh.

Sunday, Mar. 30, 2025

Finally! Neptune makes it out of the gate. His shift into Aries initiates a 13-year spiritual evolution. Big picture? The dream becomes the deed. Our inner vision now seeks embodiment in the “real” world. Be gentle with yourself — this is the start of a long alchemical journey.

As if you needed a reminder, the Moon is void all day — breathe and catch up with yourself (especially if your head is still spinning from that whole revolving door incident). The Moon arrives for her monthly appointment at Spa Taurus, where she’s looking forward to a night of self-care pampering. You’re invited, in case you want to join her.